HELLO PUPPET - PUPPET CAST BIOS
Mr Horn - Puppet Old man who privately watches the Archieves security on monitors and handles all inquiries. He is also head of communications in the bunker. He likes his jello and is a big fan of Wednesday night Bingo. Lou the Dog - He Bitch, carefree and flamboyant. Talks with a LISP. Feminine. Engergenic. He lives for sniffing and licking, so wear heavy pants. Lou is very courageous, contageous and brave even in Chiffon. Irving the Lamb - Jersey accent wanna be comedian. Keeper of peace in the bunker. Irving possess a very high IQ and has respect of all the other puppets. He like PB&J sandwhiches and loves to watch Stunt Monkey on TV. Worships Woody Allen and Jerry Lewis. Martin - Slow, but wise. Sports fanatic. Has an acute sense of ESP if only it would work with the bookies. He loves his sports on TV and loves when Jimmi brings him Ball Park Hot Dogs. Thinks Mrs Howell was the Babe on Gilligan's Island. Stone R Bunny - Slow...always slow and stoned. Where he gets his weed is a mystery. Stoner mostly just gets in the way, but he does mean well. Like the time he wanted to share his mushrooms he grew in the bunker. Always hungry. Jingles - Grunts and howls, horny and weasle like. One word sentences. Muppet Animalesque. The most misunderstood of all the puppets. Bunker Exterminator. Specialty - roaches and badgers. Norma Pinker - Constant complainer, Former Gossip Columnist, Former Hollywood B movie actress, Former Avon Lady. Married 7 times, twice to Actor Spanky McFarland. She wants to to leave the bunker to go shopping. Wing Ling - Asian Bunker Chef. Winner and Grand Master of Iron Chef 2004, 2006. Called in sick 2005. She run the bunkers kitchen with Yuk Foo. She has mean streak as long as the China wall. President of the Honk Kong Fooey Fan Club. 10th Degree Black Belt. The Zoid Brothers - They are from the planet Ft (pronounced Fffffftttt) and want to steal the magic orb that Jimmi posseses under the supervision of their leader Claude 9. They searching aimlessly across Earth trying to locat the Life Orb and return it into hands of evil. Professor Hans Von Humpenschnickle - Scientist who discovered and developed the powers the Life Orb. He brought life to all the puppets on planet Earth. He loves the puppets and wants to save them and Planet Earth from the trecherous and sinister intentions of the Evil Leader Claude 9. The Puppets love him for what he has done for them and have set up a base station to keep in contact with the Professor while he is travelling the Galaxies trying to find and destroy Claude 9 |





Due to contract disputes, Puppets subject to change. |

